i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i out mim tonsoeep
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