So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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