But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Welp...herpes.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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