so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
