I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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