Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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