Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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