I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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