It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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