I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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