Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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