U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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