Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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