But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
