I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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