This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
a search helicopter?!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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