I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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