Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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