Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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