'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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