is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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