Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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