Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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