Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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