He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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