So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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