He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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