Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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