Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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