your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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