So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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