yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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