it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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