If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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