Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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