If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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