Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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