"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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