Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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