How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.