He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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