I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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