i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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