I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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