If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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