UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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