I'm really into asian looking animals
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
