Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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