How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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