check it out our google latitudes are spooning
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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