Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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