Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
only if we run a train.
done.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
