For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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