I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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