last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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