I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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