Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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